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Hello, Hello and Hello!

Let me see, what happened this week. OH that's right!

Monday: elder Tinti was trying his luck on one of those games at the mall that you can win stuff if you are really accurate and lucky AND HE WON! An $800.00 watch! (not the best accessory to be wearing around the ghetto of Santa Ana, but still it was cool)

Tuesday: Our sink backed up and we played plumber until we realized that we had no idea what we were doing. (I NEED A BIGGER WRENCH!) Thankfully the apartment maintenance crew knows what they are doing. It was fun. "Hey why isn't this draining?... Whoa... Why is water coming up out of the drain?... WHY ISN"T PLUNGING IT WORKING?!!! AAAAAHHH!!!!" we

Later we taught our most progressing Investigator... I can't remember if I gave him a name last time... I shall call him Tweety! (If you saw his car you would know why.) So Tweety is doing good. If he can keep up the whole staying away from smoking he'll be right on track! But funny thing is that every time I speak his eyes start drooping and hid head starts nodding. I'll say that it's because i have a soothing voice...

Wed: Zone conference was so great! There was a brother who spoke to us. Brother Virgin was his name and when he served his mission in Pennsylvania and the states round about, back in the day, he only had one family during his entire mission join the church. He thought that his mission had been a failure. BUT! Later he found that the son of the woman he baptized had served a mission, marries in the temple, served as mission president, had kids who all served missions and the kids' kids and now serving and one is serving in the California Anaheim mission. Cool! Kind of awesome to think about how many people are affected because of one person doing what's right despite opposition and assumed failure.

Thurs: I went on exchanges with one of the missionaries and we had a grand day out! We taught a man who we met right as we were walking away from his door. We taught a couple others and had a feast of a dinner, and taught another man who we met outside his home! It was a blast!

Fri: Nothing really happened.

Sat: Was a wonderful Temple tour and Tweety came.

Sunday was... Sunday. In the evening we were out in the rain, which we were later told by people we met was radioactive rain from The melt down on japan. So... If I suddenly grow a third arm or I gain laser vision, or turn green and burst out of my shirt when I get upset You'll know why: I served a mission in radioactive rain.

Well... That's the news from lake Wobegon where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.

Hope things are good for you in your neck of the woods.

Thanks for your love and support.

Catch you later!

-Elder Barker

Heavens He's tasty and expeditious!